Google knows everything. They know where you live. They know what you eat. They probably even know who you are getting busy with. They also know what everyone in the whole world wants to know.
3,160,000 people want to know why they fart so much:
Why do I fart so much?
Gizmodo’s got the scoop on some other hilarious and terrifying results. Here are some highlights (in no particular order):
3,300,000: I have a large uterus.
286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party (at Jason’s house, in Jason’s pants).
883,000,000: Why do I have no friends.
456,000: Why do men have nipples.
4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.
12,400,000: I have three breasts.
320,000: I have three testicles.
338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here.
1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge.
2,730,000: Sleep is for sissies.
2,890,000: I smell like poop.
Hit up Gizmodo for even more insight into humanity. Want to try it yourself? Just go to Google and start typing in a query, “I have a big…” and Google will do the rest. My version of Firefox doesn’t seem to want to list the amounts, but Safari seems to want to play along. Do you have any good query suggestions? Hit us up in the comments section.
(Gizmodo)
